Our Deadward, who art in Hell, Hallowed be thy Burning. Thy Volvo comes, thy will be slow, on Earth as it is in the meadow. Give you this day our daily butt, and forgive us our Avada Kedavra!, As we worship Voldemort for giving you death. Lead us into hell, and deliver us to satan. For thine is the Fairy, the Death Eaters and the Ugliness, forever and ever. Your GayLord!"