Even the actor who played Edward hates Twilight:

Here's what Robert Pattinson (Edward in the Twilight movies) has to say: "...when I read [Twilight], it seemed like I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced - I was like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.'"

Read more:  (I don't own Twilight or Cracked, but I share the latter's interests.)  DEATH TO VAMPIRES!   p.s. The Plan is unstoppable.