A vampire who actually acts like a vampire. He is hated by an army of drooling, retarded fangirls solely for the "great crime" of disliking Homo McFaggot Twinkle Toes the Fairy King Bella's stalker Deadward Cullen.

To express their immature hatred on anybody who's not "pretty," the Cultists of the Pixie Lord Cullenists teach that James lives in a cave with the damned. All who refuse to debase themselves before twinkly twinks are sent there after death. I assume they and James then party like it's 1999.

James is currently online trolling this very wiki. I salute him.